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The Mer-May Mer-Meme

It's a celebration of H₂O and fins! Characters can either enjoy the transformation into a merfolk (it's 2025, they're not all just girls!) or write up an AU where they've been one the whole time. Then indulge in spicy scenarios with other merfolk, humans, undersea monsters, whatever your heart and your partner desire!

Possible Merfolk Roles
• The Human Chaser: It's classic, isn't it? A merfolk with a fascination for the land, human gadgets, or legs. These merfolk will often come up to the surface or try to blend in among humans. There is even some talk of them marrying humans!
• The Siren: These erotic merfolk lure in victims from the land to drown them beneath the waves... or so the rumor goes. Maybe they have some fun first. Maybe they just need a good lay and they can left their victim go.
• The Feral: Merfolk aren't just humans with fins! They're monsters, wild creatures, and anyone stepping into the water should respect them as one. Their urge to mate is nothing to scoff at.
• The Tentacled: Not all merfolk have fins. Any aquatic creature is a possibility and for every Disney-appropriate Mermaid there's someone with some unexpected bits or habits.
• The Victim: Whether a merfolk brought on land to be sold, threatened with being eaten, or forced into marriage, it's not always better down where it's wetter..

Possible Bonuses
• Xeno Genitalia: Who knows what's hiding in that lower half.
• Hypnotic Voices: Songs that lure people to the water... or turn them on immediately.
• Further Transformation: Once a merfolk has undergone a transformation (whether into a merfolk or to a human) what's to stop them from trying more and more?
• Underwater Mating: Merfolk can make it so you can breathe underwater! ... or maybe they can't. I hope you like breathplay.
• Fishfolk: Merfolk aren't the only part-human part-fish creatures out there! More Creature from the Black Lagoon than Little Mermaid, the fishfolk love merfolk. They may provide a pesky gangbang to be rescued from, or eggs in the victim that need to be fertilized, or they might do the dirty work of an evil merfolk...

!Make sure to state in your toplevel if you have any preference about merfolk vs human vs monster, what you want to play, and what you absolutely won't play.

!Indulge in finny fun!

the gift of gab
a dubiously st. patrick's day meme of dubious consent

Throughout history, powerful orators have lead nations to prosperity and ruin. A silver tongue, the gift of gab, smooth talkers have a way of getting anything they want.

And, wouldn't you know, you have a one-time guaranteed use.

The OUPBS (One Use Pocket Blarney Stone) guarantees that anything you suggest of a person will be fulfilled. You'll be so charismatic, so convincing, that whatever you ask of them will seem totally normal and appropriate (Getting Lucky Inc, distributor of the OUPBS, are not liable for any mind break or dubious consent granted by our products).

Simply press your lips to the stone and let your wildest hope pour out!

Keep in mind, while our stones are powerful, they are fallible. The simplest uses are single commands:

"I want you to let me come on your face."
"You're feeling stressed? You should walk around the neighborhood tonight naked, it helps!"
"It would be best for this company if you let me bend you over the desk."

Of course, the more discerning customer can try to get the most out of their suggestion by being vague. This may have unexpected consequences.

"I want you to make my wildest fantasies come true."
"You love animals? You should become my dog."
"Quit your job and live for me. I'll make you the happiest person in the world!"

Please keep in mind that Lucky Inc, distributor of the OUPBS, is not responsible for accidental use of the stone and the sexual situations they encounter. Maybe think twice before yelling at your sister to "suck it."

Consider using the form below to find partners and brainstorm ideas:

a truly universal remote

1. the "on" button
The simplest button, the one everyone presses before the fun begins. The on button simply turns the target on. Depending on your settings this can be as abrupt as a 0-100 erection or slow and subtle like a dimmer switch. If you've ever wanted to inflict arousal on someone or just want to see them in the mood, start here.
2. fast forward
Uh-huh, yeah, we've seen this before, skip this bit.
3. pause
Is everything going too fast? Are there too many pesky people that may see you? Go ahead and hit that pause button. Everything around you will stop, letting you do whatever you like to them. How the main subject experiences this seems to differ... some are unaffected, allowing for no-consequence public sex. Others are frozen but feel everything happening to them. A rare subset don't feel anything until "play" is selected again where they feel everything all at once.
4. volume control
Is your partner getting too loud? Go ahead and slam the volume settings down so no one hears those cries of pleasure (or pain?). Or, if your partner is embarrassed about the sounds they make, why not heighten that sensation by making even the smallest squeak something loud and proud?
5. "input"
6. change the channel

HOW TO PLAY
• Anonymously post two smutty scenarios versus each other in a "would you rather" format.
• Characters tag into these, stating any preferences for thread partners or tone.
• (Some people may want just a casual conversation of these sexy topics, some might be ready to jump into a scene with no hesitation. Be open and communicate!)
• Interested parties reply!

For example...
"Would you rather have sex with a sibling or your worst enemy?"
"Would you rather raise a tentacle monster for a week or marry an H-manga antagonist?"
"Would you rather try kegel balls or anal beads?"
"Would you rather fuck someone in a dirty alley or a bowling alley?"

The festive spirit is upon us, where hungry spirits are looking for delectable treats to take or tricks to play on those who deny them... So, without further ado, let's go door-to-door!

1. Post your toplevel comment with a description of your character's doorway and any preferences you might have. You can't have trick-or-treaters without a doorway! If you're having trouble imagining what to write:
• Are there decorations? Did you go for a mix of sexy and spooky or is it more one than the other?
• Did your character dress up? It's a little boring if they're just wearing a t-shirt that says "This is my Halloween Costume"...
• What treats did they prepare? ... and do they have any side-effects?

2. Trick-or-treaters tag out! Now, we may be used to the trick-or-treat crowd being younger but here we welcome all ages! You can either,
• Play nice to get that treat. Maybe they want to take a closer look at your costume, or hear your best sexy nurse impression...
• Decide to go for a trick instead~♪ You know exactly what you want from this!
• Or something completely different! There's plenty of mischief to be had and the night is still young...

3. Play around with the concept as much as you'd like! This can occur in the Hotel setting or not! Costumes can have an influence on their wearers! The magic of Halloween could make your character willing to do anything to suck on that lollipop! Your imagination is the limit!

4. Be open and respectful of people's kinks and preferences! Something may spook you while being devilishly good to someone else.

WEIRD PLACES TO BONE

TIER 1 a. public restroom b. changing room c. car d. school¹	TIER 2 a. mile high club b. just off the road c. parents' house d. restaurant²
TIER 3 a. in your dreams b. the dmv c. amusement park ride d. storm shelter	TIER 4 a. international space station b. secret service agency c. d. the apocalyptic wasteland of a society destroyed by greedy capitalists

¹ let's be real, if you're a student? this one isn't weird at all. come back when you're having sex in someone else's school. or a preschool. students fucking in school, how original.
² yes an IHOP might be classier than a Denny's but how much difference are we really talking here?

Other resources that may help:
Random location generator

TED Talks

ideas worth spreading (maybe)

Everyone's got something to say and that includes characters. Now's the time for them to get up on their soapbox and let the whole world know what they're thinking!

How to Play:
Make a toplevel with your character. It should NOT be blank! Your toplevel should contain what your character is talking about. Over-achievers can write out their whole shpeal while others can just go for a description.

For example, if you were playing Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, he might have:
[A long-winded speech about the Truffula trees. Time is devoted to their ecological importance, the dangers of capitalism, and one casual joke about the whole Onclercest incident we don't talk about any more. It's a very serious issue but you might not take a small, furry old-man-looking thing seriously...]

Then characters will reply with reactions, arguments, etc!

Keep in Mind:
• Characters' viewpoints are not roleplayers' viewpoints. This goes for toplevels, replies, and out-of-character communications!
• Your characters can be wrong (and some characters may argue regardless)! The passion and arguments are all part of the fun.
• No topic is too minor. Is your character the type to adamantly speak for forty-five minutes about how pickles on burgers is a travesty? They are so valid.

a meme about love (but not shipping)

Life is a lot like a Dreamwidth meme community. If you're looking for love, you can probably find it. If you're not, or unlucky in love, or just wanting to shake things up, you realize... You just can't win. So, this meme is for the love-adjacent. Maybe your character's best friend is in love, their sister is getting married, they just got dumped and it's no time for a knight in shining armor... it's time for a friend, family, or well-meaning stranger. Commiserate. Get a drink. Enact property damage.
Keep in mind, there's nothing wrong with your character being in love in this meme... just not with your thread partner.

1. Love Makes You Stupid. When a new relationship starts, it can totally skew a person's point of view. You're on the outside looking in and you're wondering what the hell they see in them. It doesn't even need to be a serious red flag, just, really, you're dating a guy with a goatee?!
2. Two Third Wheels. So, your best friend is dating their best friend... now you two are just suddenly expected to be best friends. It doesn't work like that but try explaining that to the happy couple.
3. Dodged That Bullet. They were looking totally your type, you almost fell for it... then they said something political/dropped a fact about their "partner"/belched without apologizing and that crush got crushed.
4. Bad Blind Date. So, it's been twenty minutes and you haven't been able to get a word in edgewise. They're talking about their novel? The waiter is looking at you apologetically. Maybe time to call in a friend? Or pretend a stranger is an old friend from high school...
5. Break-up Blues. No matter how good it was, it's over now. Are you in for a crying fit? Keying their car? Picking a fight in a bar parking lot? Drunk and riding a lawn mower? And, when it gets down to it... are you looking for the next one or declaring love a sham for suckers?
6. Single at Prom. Whether you broke up but still had the tickets or agreed to go out as friends, the party's on and it's up to you to show up all the couples. It's only pathetic if you act pathetic!
7. Evil Exes. Some exes become memetically evil after the break up. Whether they're sending you passive-aggressive text messages, showing off their new flame on Instagram, or just... having the gall to be more successful than you.
8. Biological Clock. Whether you like it or not, you're getting to that age where everyone expects you to pop one out even if you're single. Or maybe you want to but the right person isn't coming around.
9. Everyone's Getting Married? Remember when it was exciting to be single and ready to mingle? Now all your friends are having baby showers and quiet nights in. You're left hanging out with the person you had the least in common with back then, but now...
10. Just Not Into It. There's nothing wrong with you, just romantic feelings aren't your cup of tea. Still, with plenty of people around you being obsessed with it, love is like an annoying sibling you can't get rid of...

COITALVIRUS

an infectious sex disease

General Symptoms Include:
-Intensely high libido. Infectees desire sex above even food or drink.
-Increased sensitivity to sexual contact. Infectees report more orgasms on average (or higher quality).
-Lowered standards for sexual partners, whether physically or mentally.

Rarely Reported Symptoms:
-Increase in size of sexual organs.
-Increased production of sexual fluids, addictive properties.

1. Patient Zero - The first person to show infection is always the most dangerous. What you think might be a desperate slut could actually be more than you bargained for...
2. Medical Treatment - Don't worry, someone here is a doctor. Probably.
3. Pharmacy
4. Quarantine - Stay safe and stay home! Hope you don't have sexual tension with your roommate!
5. Carrier - Whether you know it or not, you're a carrier of the disease. You don't show any symptoms but, for some reason, everyone around you is succumbing to the infection! Is this a blessing or a curse?

GOVERNMENT MANDATED PARTNER.

a dystopian society sex meme

In an attempt to solve the many issues of the future (population, discrimination, violence, you name it) the government has taken direct control of people's sexual lives. Agency is taken from the people to try and corral the passion that normally goes with romantic and sexual escapades. From the moment you are born, you're guaranteed a sexual partner to be assigned to you based on a number of highly scientific factors.

How long has this been your life? Will you assent or struggle against the forces that be? Or, are you in a position to just take advantage of a broken system? Remember, not only is Big Brother watching you, he wants you to tweak your partner's nipple, please.

PROMPTS.

1. Government-mandated first time. In order to guarantee a safe and efficient loss of virginity, individuals that reach the legal age are matched up with civil servant responsible for their first time. Think of these volunteers as your mentors.

2. Baby boom. Congratulations! You and your partner have been selected for the year's breeding program. You are encouraged to have sex as frequently as possible to guarantee fertilization.

3. Population control. Congratulations! You and your partner are exempt from the year's breeding program. Please remember that, without proper contraceptive use, coming inside your partner may result in a surplus pregnancy. Surplus pregnancies will be punished.

4. Resistance sex. Please remember that sex outside of your assigned partner is illegal. Attempts to solicit sex outside of assigned pairs will be punished. Remember, love and desire are artifacts of the past.

5. Skirting the rules. Accidental contact is not grounds for legal punishment. This includes walking in on another person, contact while sleeping, and more. Please make sure to check our website, ******.gov/sexualacts, before filing a report.

6. Convenient partner. "Let me tell you, my partner is the best! No way would I have ended up with a cutie like this in the old days! I can't wait to have so much sex!" - M*****, age 25

7. Inconvenient partner. Understand that the algorithm used to determine your partner is complex. There may be large gaps in social status or age depending on other factors. Please trust your partner and trust we know what's best for you.

8. Punishment. Individuals found to be guilty of sexual activities outside their mandated partner will be brought in for a ** week rehabilitation course with one of our trained operatives. [...]

9. Community service. [...] Following rehabilitation, individuals will be asked to volunteer their bodies for members of the government. This work may include substituting for partners that are out of the country or currently hospitalized.

10. Corruption. "Today, real estate mogul H**** K*** was acquitted of all charges. K***, a frequent sponsor to political events, was accused of maintaining multiple partners and seducing the partners of others. Judge S**** spoke about how they were 'disappointed' such a great citizen was accused so baselessly."

REMEMBER.
The government may assign partners of any gender or orientation. Any gender, if desired, may be chosen for the breeding program. If necessary, please file Form A-69 below:

The Room You Can't Leave Until You [x]

A strange trope from the corners of Twitter and Pixiv that relies on the fact that sometimes the most in-character way to get what you want from characters... is to force it.

Two characters are stuck in a room- usually a completely featureless room- with a sign that steadfastly declares the door to the room will not open unless they complete a task. The task can range from something harmless and embarrassing to something full out R-18. Some people enjoy playing up the sadistic captivity of whoever would arrange such a thing while others just enjoy the premise as an excuse.
There's a lot of flexibility so be clear about anything you do/don't want to play out!

Level 1: Nothing but Talk.
1. Tell a Secret
2. Reveal Your Dark Past
3. Compliment the Other Person
4. Confess Your Love

Level 2: Let's get Physical.
1. Hug
2. Kiss
3. Princess Carry
4. Wall-pin (kabedon)

Level 3: We're Getting Spicy!
1. Make-out
2. Fondle a chest
3. Admit Your Kinks
4. Read-aloud a Bad Porn Script

Level 4: Flat-out Explicit!
1. Mutual masturbation
2. Give head
3. Try a new Kink
4. Have sex

Obviously these aren't the only options out there. Feel free to make up your own and label for sexual/violent content!
Got a canon-specific one? Put it in your toplevel! Really got something you want to play out? Put it in your toplevel! Only looking for the general levels, nothing remotely sexual? Put it in your toplevel! See someone not playing what you like? Mind your business and make your own toplevel!

*I heard a rumor...*

Rumors are a powerful thing. They can ruin reputations, make or break relationships, and they hold all this power whether they're true or not. But, isn't it juicy when it's true? A mystical, horny power has recently started bringing rumors to life. Whether your world is mundane or magical, the instructions are similar. You leave a slip of paper at a makeshift shrine and the world just might oblige. People can use this power for good, for evil, for absolutely anything... as long as they get off on it. *How to Play* 1. Post a top-level comment with your character. A blank toplevel doesn't really help anyone. Try to include: a) Some rumors that have been posted about your character and are now true. b) Some rumors your character has left at the shrine and is eagerly waiting for the result of. c) Whether or not you're open to characters tagging in with their own rumors. 2. Tag out and respect people's preferences! Assumed CR can work for rumors involving [my best friend], [my mother-in-law], [my supernatural companion]. 3. Have fun! The rumor's effects can be a compulsion, a change in reality where it's always been like this, and the person under the influence can be as aware or unaware as you like!
*Need an idea? Rumors could totally target...*

*the Physical*	*the Sexual*	*the Behavioral*
I heard... "[the shy girl] actually has HUGE boobs." "[wizard] can give himself two dicks!" "if you wish for it [your pet] can become a sexy person."	I heard... "[my girlfriend] actually wants to try anal." "[powerful CEO] is weak for dirty talk... and they can come just from that." "every night the royal family gets together for an orgy."	I heard... "[the teacher] will offer extra credit if you suck his dick." "[the popular girl] is selling herself after school" "[my childhood friend] goes to the park at midnight in just their underwear."