like the opposite of sexual healing

COITALVIRUS

an infectious sex disease

General Symptoms Include:
-Intensely high libido. Infectees desire sex above even food or drink.
-Increased sensitivity to sexual contact. Infectees report more orgasms on average (or higher quality).
-Lowered standards for sexual partners, whether physically or mentally.


Rarely Reported Symptoms:
-Increase in size of sexual organs.
-Increased production of sexual fluids, addictive properties.



1. Patient Zero - The first person to show infection is always the most dangerous. What you think might be a desperate slut could actually be more than you bargained for...
2. Medical Treatment - Don't worry, someone here is a doctor. Probably.
3. Pharmacy
4. Quarantine - Stay safe and stay home! Hope you don't have sexual tension with your roommate!
5. Carrier - Whether you know it or not, you're a carrier of the disease. You don't show any symptoms but, for some reason, everyone around you is succumbing to the infection! Is this a blessing or a curse?