don't pinch me! (or do)

the gift of gab
a dubiously st. patrick's day meme of dubious consent

Throughout history, powerful orators have lead nations to prosperity and ruin. A silver tongue, the gift of gab, smooth talkers have a way of getting anything they want.

And, wouldn't you know, you have a one-time guaranteed use.

The OUPBS (One Use Pocket Blarney Stone) guarantees that anything you suggest of a person will be fulfilled. You'll be so charismatic, so convincing, that whatever you ask of them will seem totally normal and appropriate (Getting Lucky Inc, distributor of the OUPBS, are not liable for any mind break or dubious consent granted by our products).

Simply press your lips to the stone and let your wildest hope pour out!

Keep in mind, while our stones are powerful, they are fallible. The simplest uses are single commands:

"I want you to let me come on your face."
"You're feeling stressed? You should walk around the neighborhood tonight naked, it helps!"
"It would be best for this company if you let me bend you over the desk."

Of course, the more discerning customer can try to get the most out of their suggestion by being vague. This may have unexpected consequences.

"I want you to make my wildest fantasies come true."
"You love animals? You should become my dog."
"Quit your job and live for me. I'll make you the happiest person in the world!"

Please keep in mind that Lucky Inc, distributor of the OUPBS, is not responsible for accidental use of the stone and the sexual situations they encounter. Maybe think twice before yelling at your sister to "suck it."


Consider using the form below to find partners and brainstorm ideas:
<b>Character Name:</b> <b>Character Age:</b> <b>Quick Summary:</b> <b>Character Wishes:</b> (this is what your character would ask for, providing a few examples helps come up with scenes!) <b>Player Wishes:</b> (this is for if you prefer people tag into you... or for the wish to backfire ;) ) <b>Kink Preferences:</b>